Spoof tends to be defined as text
which relates to funny story and unusual incidents. Well it can be true as both
bring the function mostly to entertain and share to readers.
Now please in groups of 3 or 4 students to create a spoof you have ever heard or experienced yourself.
I want to read your funny story from you, so please write your spoof on the comment below. thank you.
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HOLIDAY IN PAMIJEN
Lash holiday, my friends and I went to Pamijen village to visit one of my friend’s house named Abi. Pamijen village has such a fresh air because it located on Slamet mountain feet. Then we played at the river around his house. There, we fish using a bread as the bait to catch the fish. However, for a long time and many time we changed the bait, we didn’t get anything. So, we decided to swim at the river. The water was clear, fresh, and deep enough, we swam happily. But suddenly there was something that tauched my ass, i jumped and sreamed”snake-snake,snake” directly, until my pants got off because of wideness. My friends were shocked and looked at directly to the animal that i called snake. But after my friends looked at that animal, it wasn’t snake but it was a small eel. At the end my friends laughed because i was too afraid.
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One day, Prima come late to the school because he got up late. Prima bad luck increase because he didn’t study last night and now he remember if today he has daily test.
“Oh no, I get up late and now I remember if today there is a daily test”
With angry face he walk to te school. After he come at the school, he see all students study. He see for a empty chair on behind. But no empty chair.
“No empty chair, I think I will get bad mark.”
In his mind, he plan to sit together with the cheater, but the chair of the cheater is full and perforce to sit between the girl. Lucky, in front of Prima chair, there is a smart girl call Laras. He plan to cheat this girl. Teacher come in and distribute the question. And like the prediction, the question is so hard because he didn’t study last night, he can’t answer the question. On the middle of the test, the teacher leave the class. With this lucky occasion, he began to cheat the girl in front of him. Laras feel if she being cheated by Prima. She tried to change her answer to false answer faster without Prima know when Prima copy her answer. Because cheating, Prima answer the question faster, and with proudness he gather his answer sheet.
“Thank God, if like that, I believe if I will get a very good mark”
One week after the daily test, the teacher distribute the result of the daily test. Prima with confidence believe, he will get the good mark. Teacher start to call the student one by one. When the girl that Prima cheat is calling, he looks the girl answer sheet and he looks the girl get a good mark. After the girl, Prima is call by teacher. He go the front of class with happy face but his face change faster to gloomy face because he get bad mark.
“Hey, what about your mark ?” She asked.
“Very bad, but why you didn’t get bad mark but I cheat you ?” Prima asked back.
“Haha, I change my answer faster without you know.”
Because of that, he must join the remedial test alone.
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That Phone is Off
Soon after he left college, Dave found one of his uncles who was very rich and had no children of his own died and left him a lot of money, so he decided to set up his own real estate agency.
Dave found a nice office. He bought some new furniture and moved in. he had only been there for e few hours when he heard someone coming toward the door of his office.
“It must be my first customer” Dave thought. He quickly picked up the telephone and pretended to be very busy answering an important call from someone in New York who wanted to buy a big and expensive house in the country.
The man knocked at the door while this was going on. He came in and waited politely for Dave to finish his conversation on the phone. Then the man said to Dave; “I am from the telephone company and I was sent here to connect your telephone”
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Ghani Budi S. 9F/18
Pradhanas Nata 9F/21
In a grocery, there is a man who sell onion. Then, a costumer came to the man. She wanted to buy onion.
“Can I help you maam?” the seller asked
“I want to buy onion, 2 thousands please.” answered the costumer
“Ok. Wait a minute”
30 minutes later…
“Hey! What are you doing there? I can’t help wait for a long time. Hurry up!” said the costumer
“Be patient please. I’m counting, it still 235 onions. There are 1765 onions more.”
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BRING IT ALL
A servant worked for a rich man, but as usual he got a difficulties in working. One day the rich man called him, he said, "Come here! You're good, but sluggish. You've never worked on a job done well. If I told you to bought three eggs, you didn’t buy it all at once. You go to the shop, then returned with one egg, then go again, back again to bring one egg again, and so on, so to bought three eggs you need three times to go to the shop. "
The servant replied, "Sorry, sir, I was wrong. I would not do the same thing once again. I'll be working at the same time to speed up. "
After a while, the rich man fell ill and he told the servant to call doctor. Not long after, he gets back not only brought the doctor, but also some others.
He entered to the rich man’s room, the rich was lying in bed, he said, "Doctors are here, sir, and others are coming too." "The others?” Asked the rich man. "I was just asking you to call a doctor, who’s the other?”
"Well sir" replied the servant, "Doctors usually tell us to take medicine. So I brought all pharmacist. And it certainly makes pharmacist need medicine from a variety of materials and I also bring people who sell medicine from a variety. I also brought a charcoal seller, because the drug usually boiled first, so we need a charcoal. And maybe you did not heal and even death. So I take the grave digger."
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9F
The Frog’s Holiday
Long time ago, there was a couple of frog. They’re known-well as Frog A and Frog B. Frog A is come from Town A, while Frog B is come from Town B.
They met and knew each other from social networking, Facebook then make them as bestfriend.
One day, Frog A feel bored with his environment dan and want to looking some new. Unfortunately, Frog B is also feel the same. Through Facebook, they began make a promise to meet in a place.
The next day, Frog A and Frog B meet near a pool at the border of their town. They make a plan to switch their home for some weeks. They promise they will meet on the uphill later. Having certanty, they went back to their respective cities.
Promised day has arrived, they met on the hill as promised. Then they hug as a farewall. But as you know that the frog’s head is very big, so they hard to look ahead and actually rotate their heads 180 degrees. When they look the town that they will go to is look like their own town, discouraged them to relax and return to their respective cities.
Member:
01. Aprilia Ayu R.
02. Ashlikathul Fuadah A.
03. Clarentia Devi E.
04. Lutfiani Nuraida
THE GOD IS GONE
Somewhere in the land of Batak village there was a brothers named Ucok and Poltak, they are famous bande . Because everyone in the village stubbornly always associate all crime scene with them, from ranging chicken thieves to gambling. Gradually their mother dizziness seen behavior both and bring them to a pastor to be given advice.
Finally, one day the pastor are called them d one by one starting from Ucok.
Pastor said “cok, your mom are old, don’t you feel sorry for your mother ?” Ucok silent, and not answer.
Then the pastor asked again with a smile "Do you know where are the god ?" Ucok stay silent ...
Pastor still patient even though it is already getting annoyed, again she asked "Ucok,do you know where are god ? "Ucok were confused and swallowed hard and stared at the Pastor.
The pastor was beginning to lose his patience, and a little loud yell he asked " Where is God cokkk .....??!! "
Ucok shouted as he ran out of fear "I don’t know ...." At the exit he met Poltak .
Poltak wonder and ask “ why do you cok…? How pale your face ? “ said poltak confused.
“Do you know what pastor say to me ? God is gone! The Pastor thought we were stealing !!!! “ said Ucok panic.
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One day Asep went to big city for find work in here. This is the first time Asep went to big city. Arrived in city, he looked around the city with amazement because of many big building in front of his eyes. Until Asep stopped at the door of building with a board that reads “OPEN”
“WOW! I ever seen, it’s very big!” Asep said.
Sudenlly, Albino people will go into the building.
“ Don’t go into the building! You will fry in there!” ask Asep to him.
A few minutes , Negroes people quit from the building. Proudly Asep say
“ Hohoho, you scorched now. You should listen to me before go into the building!”
According to him, the building is OVEN. Because Asep come from Sunda, he is usually say the letter P to F. Then he think the building is a big OVEN, it’s use to bake a cake.
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Yellow Lamp of Toilet
One night, a girl who’s living on an university dormitory asleep on a cold night. Suddenly, she felt an emerge to pee. With closed-eyes condition, she walk through the coridor in an intend to go to the restroom near the kitchen and has an air conditioner.
Still in her closed-eyes condition, she open the door in front of her.
“Um, the toilet felt cooler than usual. Who set the temperature lower?” she tought.
Still asleep, she didn’t open her eyes until then and squat.
She felt an oddity of the restroom, because the restroom has white lamp, not an obscure yellow light. She grew curious about it but she ignored it. She was dying to pee, immediately!
Without thinking evenly, she began to put her pants down.
“Oh, got it! Sooo cool, this AC freezing me!” she murmured.
She began urinating, “Geeeez, very cold!”
Shortly thereafter, someone straightly screaming, “Oh my God, what the heck are you doing?!”
She only thought that something happened in her dormitory but she ignored it, again. She wanted to know but she didn’t really really want to know.
Few later…
“Lucy!”
“Ehhh?!” surprised because someone called her, she was hastly open her eyes and saw yellow lamp in front of her. Andd… it was yellow lamp of refrigerator!!!
“THE HELL AM I DOING?! OH NO! DAMN IT! @#$%^&!”
By: Alif Ilma Zakiah-Hasibuana Laras Kinanti-Ulfatun Rizki Awaliyah-Hananda Ilham Zuhdi
Knowing is not enogh, we must apply
Willing is not enough, we must do
Bruce lee
A Playboy
There is a boy who named Andi. When there is a beautiful girl, he always approached her. One day, he went to park. He seen a beautiful girl was lonely. He approached her and sweet voice to her. Next day, he show off to his friend.
“You know? I have invented with a very beautiful girl. Her named is Sinta” said Andi
“Like how the hell is it? Introduced to me!” said his friend. Andi also agreed to introduce a new girl to his friends tomorrow morning. Andi directly sent sms to his girlfriend
The next day, Andy and his friends were excited to meet that girl. Girl was already there and was sitting in the place where she first met with Andi
“where your girlfriend?” asked Andi’s friend
“That there! She sitting under thet tree” aid Andi and immediately pulled him to meet his girlfriend
Suddenly his friend laugh. Andi was asked why his friend laugh.
“You dating her? she's crazy! He lived in my region! Haha” said his friend
“Are you sure?” Andi even glance the girl and immediately running. The girl followed Andi. His friend can’t stop to laugh.
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Gita Wandansari (05)
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9D
A Playboy
There is a boy who named Andi. When there is a beautiful girl, he always approached her. One day, he went to park. He seen a beautiful girl was lonely. He approached her and sweet voice to her. Next day, he show off to his friend.
“You know? I have invented with a very beautiful girl. Her named is Sinta” said Andi
“Like how the hell is it? Introduced to me!” said his friend. Andi also agreed to introduce a new girl to his friends tomorrow morning. Andi directly sent sms to his girlfriend
The next day, Andy and his friends were excited to meet that girl. Girl was already there and was sitting in the place where she first met with Andi
“where your girlfriend?” asked Andi’s friend
“That there! She sitting under thet tree” aid Andi and immediately pulled him to meet his girlfriend
Suddenly his friend laugh. Andi was asked why his friend laugh.
“You dating her? she's crazy! He lived in my region! Haha” said his friend
“Are you sure?” Andi even glance the girl and immediately running. The girl followed Andi. His friend can’t stop to laugh.
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Gita Wandansari (05)
Nisrina Nur Aini(08)
Wahyu Sulistiya N(12)
9D
Dracula competition
In a city, there are three vampires named Steve, Mark and Ben. Now, the three vampire fight to determine where they were find people. but, Mark suggested to bram and steve that hold Contest "most suck human blood." The winner will be the leader of other vampires. Apparently, that opinion approved by Steve and Ben.
the first dracula went looking human is Mark. Mark went to the highway. After waiting about half an hour, Mark returned with a mouth full of blood. Bram asked him the number of people that he can suck today. Then, Mark replied that he got about 100,000 people.
Then, the next dracula to go is Bram. Bram went to playground. After about 10 minutes, Bram returned with a mouthful of blood and plus nosebleed. steve asked him the number of people that he can suck today. Later, Bram replied that he had as many as 500,000 human suck human blood.
The last dracula is Steve. He getting ready to go to find people. Steve plans to suck the blood of as many as 1 city. After about 1 minute he flew, Steve was back with the mouth, nose, ears steve filled with blood. Mark welcomes Steve and said, "Congratulations to Steve, you are our new vampire leader". Mark Bram also added the words "yes, amazingly, I admit it. not until 1 minute, Steve was back with face filled with blood, ". Then, Steve suddenly very angry and snapped to Mark and Bram, "Shut up, you two definitely cheating, definitely cheating. Who put the electric pole in the roadside, I was flying very fast, suddenly I hit the wire. Who put on there! ". Mark replied with a laugh, "ha ha, I think you got the blood of millions of human. Apparently you crashed into a pole, right?"
Class 9D
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~ Ananta Satya (15)
~ Isro Syaeful Iman (18)
~ Michael Yomas Setiabudhi (19)
~ Pandhega Gesa Hirganov (20)
Class 9D
So, Who Did Disguised My Cellphone?
Atika was a suspicious girl. One day, when her class completed additional hours of lessons in school, Atika not directly out of the classroom. She checked what was in her desk drawer and then found a dirty plastic food wrap she bought before. Then, She throwed it into a trash can outside the classroom.
However, before she was out of the classroom she left her cell phone on the table. But she does not thought there is a friend who will took and then hidden that cell phone.
A few minutes later, she came back into the classroom. She looked over at Bella who walked out of the classroom. Bella smiled.
"Hi, Atika!"
And Bella walked out of the classroom. Bella had just smile and say ‘Hi’. It makes Atika distrusted. Bella smiled as rare as it was strange to her. She immediately turned to his desk and what she thought was right! Her mobile phone hidden by Bella!
"BELLAAAA!!" Atika instantly screamed and walked out of the classroom to met Bella.
“What’s wrong?” Bella was confused after heard Atika screamed.
“Where is my cell phone? Hah??” Atika looked towards the pocket of Bella’s uniform because she thought there was Bella hidden her hand phone.
“Hah?” Again, Bella confused.
“My cell phone!!!” Atika tried to retrieve a cell phone in Bella’s pocket. But Bella had eluded from Atika.
“Please return my cell phone, Bella. I must go home now!”
A few second later, Nabilla came to Atika and Bella, laughed laughly. That make Atika and Bella wondered. Then, Nabilla thrusted a cell phone to Atika. Whose phone is that? Atika’s cell phone.
“WAA!!! NABILLA, YOU--- ARRGHH!!!”
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Adhfania Feo (01)
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SLEEPY MOM
After back from school, as usually I wait my mom in my class with my friends. I didn’t realize that 1 hour has been passed and my mother hasn’t picked up me. So, I walked to the school front yard to check that my mom has arrived at school or not.
I waited here while playing my mobile phone, suddenly my mom came to me and asks “excuse me, does students of 9H have been out?” What! She didn’t realize that the girl she was ask is her daughter! Hahaha, my evil idea came! So I answered “sorry, who was you looking for? “And my mom said “My daughter, Adel, do you know her?” while walked to in front of my mom, I said “do you looking for me? “
Then my mom was surprise, “oh my God, you!” then I said “oh mom, don’t you know how your daughter like?” and she answered “Oh sorry dear, I was wait here for an hour, so I feel so tired and sleepy, and I didn’t realize that the girl in front of me was my daughter” “its ok mom, I’m sorry too because I have make you wait for a long time” I said.
(Adopted from: Adella Savira’s story)
Written by :
1. Adella Savira (9H/01)
2. Frisca Anjaningrum (9H/07)
3. Nabilla Wilujeng R. (9H/09)
4. Wida Ayu Larasati (9H/13)
One day in an english lesson, my teacher ask me to create a procedure text. One of my friend make a procedure text about noodles. When his turn, he tell us about how to get a delicious noodle. And he said for the first step is we go to Mr. Dimin's cafe, give our money, then order fried noodle or noodle soup, wait for 5 minutes and your delicious noodles was ready to eat.
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From 9B
Once in a day, Uncle Mark was confused because his nails were out of stock. Then he went to the ironmongery near his house. At that time, he asked to the old woman as the shopkeeper.
“Excuse me, ma’am. I want to buy one kilo of nails like this.” He showed the kind of nail.
“What kind of nail, Sir?” The old woman asked a weird question.
“This one, Ma’am.” Repeat Uncle Mark.
“Okay. How much nails do you need, Sir?” Asked the old woman, again.
“One kilogram, Ma’am.” Said Uncle Mark for the umpteenth time.
“Oh okay, Sir. I will prepare it.” Said the old woman as she passed.
I think that woman is too old to be a shopkeeper. Said Uncle Mark in his heart. Suddenly, the old woman come back in hurry. Uncle Mark was shocked.
“Sorry, Sir. I forgot to ask you. Is it wrapped?” Asked the old woman innocently.
“No, Ma’am. I will eat it here!” Uncle Mark got angry.
“But nails are not food, Sir.” Answer the old woman.
“SO IT WILL BE WRAPPED, RIGHT?!” Uncle Mark was almost in his edge of angry.
“Okay, Sir. By plastic?” Asked the old woman.
“No! Wrap it with leaves!”
Oh God, why?
9B
Kristanti (06)
Niluh (07)
Salfa (10)
One day Irei watched a television show “Opera van Java”. He saw the people on the show always uses the word “CIA” when they got a deliberate accident.
Since then, Irei often impersonate or pretend wedged the door refrigerator, closets, etc. Then said, “CIA...CIA...”
Firstly, her mom and her sister thought she really wedged the door of the refrigerator. So they helped her. However, after knew that it just her affectation, her mother and her sister was not regard if Irei said "CIA... CIA..."
One day when Irei shut the house's door, his hand is wedged the door. Then he shouted "CIA... CIA...". But no one noticed.
“CIA... CIAA... CIAAA...” Irei shouted and cried. “MY HAND WEDGED THE DOOR! REALLY!”
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Forgive Me
At a not too big city there was 2 close friend named Hafen and Tira. They were always together whenever and wherever, like a couple of sugar and the ant. They have known their weakness and their excess each other.
One early evening, Tira asked for Hafen to go to mall. They didn’t supposed that they will find a “Ghost’s House” that fulfilled with fake ghosts. Ya, it’s a small house to try our courage. Tira have known that Hafen has an ability to see the creatures in around human that cannot be seen to an ordinary human. Tira challenged Hafen to come to the house, “Hafen, have you some courage to see inside the house? If you out from that house without an incident and you look so fine, I will give you free ice cream. Are you ready?” Then they have silent for a few minutes. “Hahaha, it’s so easy for me. I often see a real ghost you know! I always ready to get a new adventure,” Hafen agreed with enough conceited. Then Hafen pulled Tira to join with him. “No, I won’t Hafen! I won’t! I really afraid, I’m afraid if I’ll get heart attacked there,” Tira refused. Then Hafen entered the ghost house alone.
Ya, in the fact Hafen not alone to enter the ghost house but with several peoples who want to try their courage too. Although he can see a real ghost everyday, but he felt so nervous and afraid. The door was open, and he began to enter the room. There, any screamed sound with the high volume, exactly disturb Hafen’s ear. The smell of ‘minyak menyonyong’ perturb the Hafen’s nose. He walked behind the row of several peoples.
He pile up when he walked along the tunnel. Suddenly, a white something like ‘lemper’ crossed in front of him. He was really shocked with it. Unintentional, he kicked the pocong hardly. Then, Bug! “Aww! YaAlloh, mas help me! Help me, Mas!” Hafen was panic with the moment. He looked for the sound source. “Woi, mas I’m under you. Help me!” Said pocong. “Ha? Sorry Cong, sorry. You’re make me shocked so I kicked you,” replied Hafen. “But, you know it’s really ill, Mas. Can you look? My nose is bleeding. Please, help me to stand.” Pocong request to Hafen. “Aduh, sorry ya Cong. Let me help you to stand.” After that, pocong be quiet and grumble. “Forgive me,” said Hafen repeat him forgiveness.
He continued walked the tunnel. There is a death case put on the middle of the room so it’s look so misterious. Hafen want to know the content of it, he open directly. He was so shocked. Reflex, Plak! He slapped tightly the kuntilanak’s face that emerged from the behind of the case. “Huaaa, it’s really hurt. You’re so heartless,” said the kuntilanak. She was crying. Hafen felt fault with kunti. “Sorry mba, I don’t know if you’re at the behind of the case, sorry. Forgive me.” “So ill, Mas. So ill. You slapped me really hard.” Kunti continued crying. Then Hafen said, “Sorry mba,” he only said ‘sorry’ continuous. After that, Hafen left the kunti hurriedly.
Finally, he got out the ghost house and come to Tira. Tira saw her close friend so pale and his hand was cold like ice on the freezer. “Hei, what’s wrong with you? You look so pale, are you okey? ” Said Tira. “I’m okey, don’t worry about me. But, I was kicked a pocong until his nose is bleeding, then slapped a kuntilanak’s face until she is crying,” replied Hafen. Tira laughing of loud, “Really? Hahaha.” Finally they laughed together, and Hafen got an ice cream from Tira.
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- Linggar Yelita A.08/9E
- Mutiara Larasati 10/9E
- Giovanny Wiwoho 17/9E
- Kurniawan F. 18/9E
Are You Crazy?
On a sunny day, a man named David was playing with his two pet cats, named Heebum and Baengshin. They was playing In the front yard. The house that was quite, now become noisy because of them.
Heard the noise outside, Nicko who is bored staying at home without doing anything decided to go to the front yard. “Hey, what are you doing?” Nicko asked his friend who was rolling on the floor with both of his cats. “I’m so bored today, so I play with them” David replied.
Nicko was envy seeing David so happy play with his cats. So, he went into the house and sat beside Henry. “Huft.., I’m so bored.” he said with listless to henry who was watching television. “So?” Henry replied without diverting his attention from the television. “Eum,, what if I buy one or two pets? I think it can slightly decreasing my boredom. What do you think?”asked Nicko. “up to you” Henry replied.
After hearing Henry’s answer, Nicko go to the pets store. He looks around the animals that sold in that store. But, none of the animals that caught his eyes besides the two small animals inside the aquarium. Finally, Nicko decided to buy that animals and placed them in the medium-sized aquarium at his room.
After he bought them, every day he talks to them and ask them to play. But, one thing that can they do just wink. Of course Nicko become so bored because of that.
“Huft, I’m bored!” Nicko complain again. “You have bought a pet right? Play with them!”said Henry.
“yeah, but they didn’t respond me and just wink”
“Exactly, what kind of animal did yo buy?” Henry asked. Finally, Nicko bring him to his room and showed his pets.
“You feel so bored and then you bought turtles? Are you crazy? Do you think what can turtle do!?!” Nicko scolded by Henry. Nicko who intended to buy some pets to decrease his boredom, but now he become more bored.
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Agita Khansa 02/9E
Alya Mukta 04/9E
Amalisa A.05/9E
Riva Daraja 11/9E
Darwin Gets a Cow
One day, Darwin’s wife told him, “Let’s buy a cow so that we can have milk every day.
Darwin replied, “We don’t have enough space in our yard for my donkey and a new cow.”
But despite Darwin’s objection, his wife persisted until he finally gave in.
So he bought the cow and just he predicted, it crowded his beloved donkey in the barn. To end this problem, Darwin started to pray one night, saying, “Dear God, please kill the cow, so my wife can’t bother me about it anymore, and so my donkey can live in peace.”
The next day, Darwin went into the barn and was dismayed to discover that his donkey was dead! He looked up and said, “God, I don’t mean to offend you or anything, but let me ask you this after all these years, do you mean to tell me that you still can’t tell the difference between a cow and a donkey?”
Gigih Dharmawan 9C/20
Crazy Doctor
When doctor’s meeting in “Reunion Of Doctor at Central Java” there are 4 doctors was talking about their profession. One of them is a woman. They show off about their achievement.
“I’m very professional! You know? I got appreciation from Australia, as a top 10 Eye’s Doctor in Australian Country.” Said Jean Scott, the eye’s doctor, show his pins up that made from silver and with eye’s symbol.
“Ah, that’s no better than me! I got many appreciation, such as “Golden Cup Medals” and many other. You can look my pins up, that made from real gold with Ear’s symbol” Said Jack Ferdinand, the ear’s doctor.
“That is nothing for me! I have many pins up with teeth’s symbol and I got it from many countries. And almost all of them are made of silver. You know? I get appreciation from President Barack Obama as “Professional Teeth Doctor” and “Special Teeth Doctor” in America” Said Robin Archuleta, the teeth doctor.
“Why did you just silent?” said dr. Scott
“Actually, I also get appreciation too, but I’m so sad, because…” said the female’s doctor with surly face.
“What happen?” said dr. Jack.
“I never get pins up like you all, after I became a doctor.” Said dr. Selena
“Why you didn’t ask to your boss about it?” Said dr. Jack
“I’ve talked about this to my boss, but he not response. When I force him, he became angry and told me that I was a stupid girl” said dr. Selena and she was crying.
“Oh, I know that it makes your heart ill” said dr. Jack
“Um, actually, what your doctor’s profession?” said dr. Robin.
“…. Um…. I’m a Genital’s doctor….” Said dr. Selena with flat expression.
Then, three male’s doctor be face to face each other. They think she’s crazy girl.
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Haunted House
One day in a fair, I'm interested in a game namely Haunted House that looks creepy. The price was very cheap, only 5000 rupiahs. It made me more interested. Although I felt a little frightened and intrigued, but I decided to buy the ticket.
After entered the house, I began to hear the voice of roaring O_O”. Here I'm getting curious. I followed the direction of the sound was coming from. It turns out that voice came from a tape that was under a desk.
Then I was back running in a hallway. In the hallway, my mind began to branch off, coupled with the strong scent of jasmine. I said to myself “whether this house was like a ghost in horror movies?”
“If I would meet a ghost with a hollow body mixed with blood? While I'm alone here”
“AAAAA~ what should I do??!” >,<
For a moment I was in silence stunned because the thoughts.
Unwittingly I have achieved at the intersection of the aisles. Suddenly, I saw a white stuff in my sight. I was so shock, my feet lifted, and the white stuff like lemper fallen due to stumble my feet.
I felt my body freezing, then I covered my face with both the palm of my hands, so that my breath gasping. In that time I heard the voice “Hey, man!!! Help me! I can’t get up!!” then I opened my trembling hands that covers my face slowly. Oh, it was a pocong who tripped over my feet! Then I laugh out loud, although I was alone inside the Haunted House xD
Members :
- Ardiyanti Annisaa' U.D. (02/9G)
- Erlita Aprilia (03/9G)
- Fridanisa Puti Alifa (04/9G)
- Triska Arum Sari Melinda Kurniasih (11/9G)
Drunk Boy
A friend of us, named Dimas, stayed in boarding house. He stayed there with his friends. In one morning, one of his friend, named Aldi, was drunk. He came to the house from the night club, with motorcycle. “CRAAAAAKKKK” he hit the front gate. “OPEN THE GATE!” he shouted. But there was no response. He confused. He shouted again “OPEN THE GATE!” but still no response. Then he opened the gate by himself.
After he opened the gate, he parked his motorcycle. He walked into the door. “BRAAAK” he hit the door. “HEY GUYS, OPEN THIS!” but still no response. “HEY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ALL? MURDERED?”
From the inside of the house Dimas heard a noise. He came to the front yard. He brought a camera. He record Aldi that still mad. He laughed because he saw Aldi like a crazy man. Then he came to the backyard. He laughed out loud there.
After that, he came to the front yard again. But, there was something ridiculous. Aldi laid down in the floor and he smoked. He smoked with sang a song. Very ridiculous. After he finish his cigarettes, he began to got mad again. “HEY ALL OF YOU! OPEN THE DOOR OR I’LL KICK YOU!”. He took some rock. He threw it to the door strongly.
Dimas laughed out loud again. But, Aldi was realized the laughed of Dimas. “What are you doing there?” said Aldi. “The one who should ask that is me. LOOK AT THE HOUSE NUMBER, THAT’S 42. OUR BOARDING HOUSE IS 43.” Dimas said like that. “OH MY GOD, THE HOUSE OWNER COULD KILL ME, IF I DON’T GO NOW!” said Aldi. He quickly got back to his motorcycle and get out from the house. He back to the boarding house and he mad to Dimas.
Members :
-Azhar Rizky W. (9G/15)
-D. Andriandita (9G/17)
-Noval Satria A. (9G/22)
PINK? Oh, that’s right!
One day, Syifa and Aidha were walking to way home. They were walked for 15 minutes to go. Later on, they saw a man was standing in front of them. On his back has written “I AM NOT CRAZY BUT YOU !” It’s a little weird, isn’t it? But, they were let it pass, then walked by.
Not so long, he round on his face to Aidha and Syifa. They were a little shocked because of his expression. He smiles creepy then smile brightly like a crazy, then no expression. With a quiet voice, and he asked “ You! Your bag was pink right?” They see each other then Aidha answered “ Yes sir. What’s wrong? “
“ Oh, nothing..., but WHAT?! OH MY GOD! YOU’RE MY DAUGHTER! OH MY GOSH!” Then he screamed randomly.
Aidha and Syifa were frightened and ran as fast as they could. In the middle of their ran, Aidha shouted “ WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIM? YA ALLAH” she repeat it again, again and again.
“ Psst! Don’t you know, he has followed us since that! “ said Syifa.
The man crazily was chasing them, still with his screaming style. Then, he stopped at the other girl. She’s about 11 years old, with all over her was pink. Again, the man did what he was doing to Syifa and Aidha. Later, the man chasing that girl. The girl running and cried to her home. How pity she is! Syifa and Aidha was agape to see what happen just now.
Oh, it’s because of pink ya? Ckckckckck
Members :
1.Aidha Marina Putri (9G/01)
2.Helmina Rafifa Faiztyan (9G/05)
3.Lidya Inar Riyanti (9G/07)
4.Syifa Amalia (9G/08)
Kiwi’s Street Story
One day, there was a woman who has harelip. She was waiting for public transportation on the halte. Cause the destination that woman same like me, so that woman and I rode the same public transportation. That’s women sat beside me. Suddenly, a women stomped the umbrella that she was carrying while shouting to the driver,”Pak, kiwi pak.” But the driver wasn’t responded. That women shouted again,”Pak, kiwi pak.” The driver was still not responded.
Then, that public transportation stopped. “Sudah sampai, bu,” said the driver public transportation while he show the board which written Kiwi street. The woman was walk with her umbrella. “Tok tok tok,” the driver was wondering at the woman. That woman was shouting something to the driver. But he just heared, “Owe uang aa.” The one passenger public suddenly laughed. Apparently, she understood the purpose of what said by the women. She explain to the driver that the women said, “Kowe kurang ajar!” to the driver cause she wanted to stop in “kiri jalan,” not on the kiwi’s street.
By :
1. Eriene Chindy O (05)
2. Nattaya Mlatti L (10)
3. Oryza Shafira Dayu (11)
4. Satria Wibowo (22)
9H
Some day, at a company, officer has some conversation in rest time.
The one of officer said
“hey, my phone password are not my birthday date. Now, they are my wedding date”
The head officer said,
“wow, I’ll change my phone password with my shoes number and my birth date”
But, kariage-kun said
“head officer, why not you use the number 9896?”
“what is it??!? WTH, that is my chest and hip’s number. How do you can know??!?” head officer said with her blush face
1. Dimas Aditya (16/9c)
2. Ebenhazer Rizky (17/9c)
Wrong Way
A few months ago, my mother got an invitation from her friend when she was in PT Pumas. That event was her son circumcision.
On that day, my mother and I went to her house. Suddenly when we almost arrived in the location, my mother asked to me, “Where her house is?”
“I thought you knew where her house is, mom?”
“I didn’t know where her house is and I forgot to bring her invitation cards.” said my mom.
We saw there was a group worn brown work uniform walked to the location of the party. So, I thought they’ll go to the same party. We followed that group from behind.
We arrived to the location. We were lining up to shake hands, and at that time my mother became suspicious. My mom didn’t see her friends. So my mom asked to a greeter, “Excuse me. Is this Mrs. Eri’s house from PT Pumas?”
“Sorry, you were wrong.“ said a greeter.
“I was wrong? Oh no! Where her house is?”
A greeter replied “There was a tent on her house.”
We walked straight and turned to the left side from the parking area. Then we arrived to the true location. I was shy because we were wrong to my mother’s friend’s house.
By:
Foury Diah K. (06/9H)
Hannisa Rahmadani H. (08/9H)
Widita Nur Nareswari (14/9H)
Maria Leonids B. C. D (24/9H)
A Blessings Bringer Letter
An old man from Pidie regency, Aceh, wrote a letter to his son who in the Nusa Kambangan prison, because his son was accused of separatist action.
It said, "Hasan, your father is old, now is the corn planting season, and you are being arrested in prison too, who wants to help me digging this cornfield?"
His son wrote back a few weeks later, "By God, don’t hoe that garden, I planted the weapon there!" the boy said in the letter.
Apparently the letter was censored by the house of detention parties, then the next day, after his father received a letter, came a platoon of Police Headquarters Detachment 88. Without a word, they immediately went to a cornfield and they were busy digging the soil in a cornfield a full day.
After they went, his father wrote a letter back to him. "Hasan, after I have received your letter, came a platoon of Detachment 88 looking for weapons in our cornfield, but without result. What should I do now?"
His son wrote back the letter again.
"Now, you can plant corn easily, anyway the soil had been dug by Detachment 88 and don't forget to thank them"
And the house of detention parties who have censored the letter became unconscious.
By :
Defiska Andang N. (17/9H)
Ma'ruf Kurniawan (19/9H)
Rizky Maulana P. (20/9H)
Rudi Prasetiawan (21/9H)
On a cloudy Wednesday, make me sleepy when Billa, Deta, Nunu, and I have work for an assignment. We sat around my desk to discuss this assignment. Billa was sitting on my desk suddenly looked at me weird. “Are you hear something from under this chair?” Billa said with weird face. “Yeah, like sound of someone talking.” Deta said.
Nunu and I still confused because we away from Deta and Billa’s place. “What happened, Bil?” I asked. Suddenly, Billa made a motion, she was leave the classroom with her bag and she was run. So, we followed her. Nunu hobble because he had some wound in his leg.
“It is like the voice of man,” Deta said. “Don’t make me afraid, please.” I said. “But it is true, Yaya.” Billa answered. “Sir, there is an ghost in 9E!” Deta screamed when Mr. Sukiman passed orange bench. “Ah, don’t negative thinking.” Mr. Sukiman said.
We sat in the veranda to continue our assignment after put our bag in classroom. “I heard the man said ‘You will die tomorrow’, I’m afraid!” said Billa suddenly. “Then, what do you hear?” Nunu asked, “I don’t know, it is not so obvious.” She said.
“Ssst, I hear something in Yaya’s bag,” Deta said. “Ah! I remember!” I said and opened my bag. “And… this is the beautiful voice of man!” I continued. “Oh my God!” said Deta, Billa, and Nunu together. Yeah, the BEAUTIFUL voice is from my mobile phone, it will ring when we pressed the button, but I don’t know what buttons.
The Embarrassing Incident
Yesterday on tuesday, I Rafli and Kevin was talking in between class nine B and C. At the time, Rafli and Kevin was talk,and i was silent thinking about something. See me being dreamy, suddenly Rafli and Kevin directly left me. I realized then i saw my friend's not with me. I'm immediately ran to overtake them at the time however I don't see that the floor it was wet with former rain water. Suddenly I direct slip and I immediately be laughed at all student around me. By holding down the shame and pain I tried to stand and pursue rafli and kevin.
Members :
1. Widya Pangestika (13)
2. M. Ilalang Nareswara (20)
3. Raflian Trisa B. (23)
JAGAL
One day, a foreign tourist walked around the market. He went with a tourist guide. At the time, tourist saw the word “Jagal”, and then the tourist asked his tourist guide about jagal and the guide answer and even explained if JAGAL is the name of market. Suddenly, the guide felt get stomatche, so he must going to the toilet. Now, the tourist felt alone, he felt bored and to dispel the boredom he took the candy in his pocket. After eat candy, tourist did litter. Suddenly a big and burly man approached her and shouted angrily.
hoodclums : HOOOOY! (while looking to the a pack of candy)
Turis : (In his heart) oh god, he is hoodclums (preman) in this place!
hoodclums : why you just shut your mouth?
Turis : I..iiaamm sooorrryy, sirr..
The tourist feel so scared and than the hoodclums roll his clothes again. Apparently, his tattoo is JAGALAH KEBERSIHAN. Because the tourist know what’s mean of it. He take it again the pack candy and put it into dustbin.
by:
Ade Aliyya (IXB/ 01)
Indes R. S (IXB/ 04)
Religia A (IXB/ 09)
Pesticide Juice
A month ago, Tama and his family sells juice, like tomato juice, orange juice, etc. But because of the costumers were didn’t really like the juices, so Tama’s family closed the selling juice and opened farming medicine shop like insecticide, pesticide, compost, etc.
One night later, Dea met with Tama. Tama’s head was bandaged, and his eyes was black-blue.
“What happened with you?” asked Dea.
“I have been hit by the costumer” answered Tama.
“Hit by costumer? Why?”
“Yeah, yesterday at the afternoon, I was selling farming medicine. Then a costumer came in and asked for liquid pesticide. Subconciously, I said like when I sell the juice a month ago,’Do you want to pack it or drink here?’. Finally I got hit by the costumer…”
By:
Intan Nabilah R. (09)
Yunita Restufani (13)
9C
The Man Who Get a Big Fish
In Nusa Village, there lived a man named Mr. Broto. He had a small family which contain his wife and his 3 children. His job was suspended by people who need him.
One day, he had a free time. So, he is going to fishing in the river near his village. Fishing is one of his hobby.
Arrived in there, he immediately fishing. After 10 minutes, he hasn’t gotten fish yet until he feel sleepy. Then he sat in the ground quite far from that river.
Suddenly, Mr. Broto’s hook is pulled by a fish. He supposed that the fish is big. Then he run to the river. But, near the river, there is a peel of banana. He didn’t see it. So, he step on it. Then he slipped and fell to the river.
He shouted “HEEELP,HELP MEEE.” After he had gotten help by other people, he pulled his hook to see how big the fish. After he pulled as strong as he can, the fish appear. Actually it is just a small fish and some rubbish
By.
Arifiana T P W (02/9H)
Arumdini N Zharfana (03/9H)
Dayanti K N A (04/9H)
Salsabilla N Rosadin (12/9H)
THE MYSTERIOUS GIRL
One day, there is a small family that move to new big house. It just consist of dad, mom, and their 5 age child.
Strangely, since they move to that house, that child becomes like to stand in front of one room. His mom usually found her child talk to himself in front of that room. So, one evening when they have dinner together, his mom asked to him.
“Tom, why do you usually talk to yourself in front of that room?”
“There is a girl, Mom. Inside that room. She always smile to me and standing there. I usually try to get her talk, but she always quiet and just smile.”
“There isn’t a girl I this family, Tom. Maybe it is just your imagination?”
“No, Mom. I’m sure there is a girl in that room. Wearing a white gown.”
So, the next evening, all of the family members trying prove the Tom’s sentences. Everyone bringing flashlight and together, they come to that room. They always pray to the God. Afraid if there is a real ghost in their house. Finally, they come and open the mysterious door.
“There she is, Mom! Dad! She is that girl!”
But, his parents neither afraid nor run to another room. They just smile and laugh.
“Of course, Tom! It won’t move or smile. It just PHOTO!!!!!!!
Members:
1. Hawariyyun Sastranegara (09/9A)
2. Rahmi Fuadiyah (11/9A)
3. Salsabila Anggita A. (12/9A)
4. Burhan Ismail (16/9A)
What’s Wrong With You?!
One day, appraisal reports Indonesian. Each student is required to bring a decent news reporter. Then Mr. Agus entry. One by one student called to deliver the news. There comes that time.
"...........................................Ka"
I do not know what I did, I only heard the last two letters. With confidence high, I stepped my right foot to stand in front of the class. I prepare all the equipment I need, and I use my mouse as a microphone put in my pocket to make it look like the original reporter.
Big smiles started my performance. Best to give my best performance for 3 minutes until all eyes were on me. Applause to end my appearance. I'm sure, I'm definitely going to get a high score. But........... classroom atmosphere of silence immediately after the applause ends. Do not know what happened to Mr. agus, he just quietly smile teasing. Likewise, when I asked.
"Well, Sir? Nice, is not it?! Anything less," asked me confidently.
But he did not answer my question and keep smiling. Confusion struck me immediately and I tried to repeat my question again.
"What about his comments Sir?! How silent instead? " repeated, staring at my eyes.
He began to move in order to justify his position. Looks like he's going to say something.
Suddenly.........................................................
"Have you? It's been done yet," asked him with a smile
"It's Sir!I was finished and awaiting comment from you. "
"Who told you?!
The atmosphere more tense silence. Then all eyes turn to look at me and stare in Mr. Agus.
"ATIKAAAAA!"
By : Kartika Nur Maulida 10/9C
Imtinan Khoirunnisa 08/9C
TWO INSANE MEN
One day, there lived two insane men in a lunatic asylum. They were Jone and Kone. They always slept together, ate together, took a bath together, and always did something together.
Once, in a summer day, they felt hot inside room so that Jone planned to go out and played together around a swimming pool.
Arriving at the side of the pool Kone was confused. He didn’t know what to do.
“Jone, what will we do?” asked Kone.
“How about… playing riddle?? I think it is a good idea?” said Jone.
“Okay, I agree with you. But you have to start it, Jone!”
“Yup! Do you know? Can Kangaroo jump higher than Empire State Building?”
“yes, because Empire State Building can’t jump! Hahaha. It’s so easy for me,” said Kone.
“Ahaha, you are the smartest insane man in this asylum! Next questions.What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?”
“The Post Office!”
“Why can you answer my question? Uh, you are so smart! Then, what word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one letter?”
“Envelope! It must be envelope!”
“And then, maybe my last question. I hope you can’t answer this! Listen to me. I have twelve legs, twelve arms, and also eight heads. What am I?!”
“Umm. I don’t know exactly but I think you are a LIAR! Hahahaa…aaaaaaa, ooooh Gooood! Help me!Help me pleaaaa…”
Because Kone was too much laughing, he finally fell down to the pool! He was looking for help because he couldn’t swim. His friend, Jone was afraid if the doctor sees this. Jone was also really sad. Why not? His best-insane friend - If Jone didn’t help him – he will die! Jone was the only man who were able to help him because nobody else around the pool. Then, Jone decided to swim to help Kone though he couldn’t swim too. He was striving utterly to help his friend. Although he couldn’t swim, but finally he was able to bring Kone to the side of the pool. He was really happy. But, no both of them knew that they were watched by the doctor! The doctor saw them when Jone helped Kone. Then the doctor could conclude that Jone, was already normal, he had heal from the mad suffer. The doctor planned to housing Jone.
Tomorrow morning, the doctor came to Jone, and brought 2 news.
“Hey, Jone. How are you today? Looks like better? I came here, bringing two news for you. The one is good and the other one is bad. Which will you hear?”
“Okay doctor, I am in a good condition. Thanks for asking. For the news, firstly I would like to hear the good one. The bad one maybe I can accept, God willing.”
“Based on my observation during you time here, you become better and better. And now, I can conclude that you have heal from the mad suffer. You can go home now!”
“Wh..wh.. whaat? Wh..wh..why can you let me go home? Based on what fact I have healed?”
“Nothing. Yesterday, I saw you help your friend, Kone who were fell down to the pool. It means you have already normal! It’s impossible if the mad man help the other mad man, right?”
“Yeah. I think so. Then what’s the bad news doctor?” asked Jone.
“Before, I am sorry to say this. Your friend, Kone, after lifted from the pool, then he died. He committed suicide. This morning I found he hang himself in the bathroom. Your friend, your best insane-friend who always slept together, ate together, took a bath together, did everything together, and now, he is died! How pitiful is this!”
“So.. that’s the bad news! Doctor, let me say a little thing. Actually he didn’t suicide, and he didn’t hang himself.”
“Then what?? Tell me, Jone!” said the doctor making himself sure.
“After I pulled him from the pool. He felt cold. And I don’t have the heart to see my best insane-friend felt cold for a long time. Finally, I brought him to the bathroom, and I hung him, to let the water down, so that he didn’t feel cold anymore! I mean that, doctor. How smart am I”
“WHAT THEE..!!”
by Adi Firman Ilham, Bachril Qirom, Gafar Bagas Habibi, and Helmy Ragajati (9A)
Tukiyem visited Tono who was sick in a hospital. Tono seemed made ??a motion as if there was something he wanted to say to Tukiyem. Tukiyem slowly asked, "Is there something you want to say?"
Tono nodded confirmed. Tukiyem immediately gave a piece of paper and a pen, then said, "I knew you could not speak. But write here what you want to say. I'll give it to your wife. I promise I will not read it."
With the remnants of his power, Tono wrote his last message and give it to Tukiyem. Not long after it, Tono died.
At the funeral, Tukiyem approached Tono's wife. Then gave her a last message from her husband. "Before your husband died, he wrote the last message for you."
With tears in his eyes, his wife read the message:
Do not step on the oxygen hose!
Name: Faridatul I. (07)
Ryan Ade S. (21)
Tangkas W. S. (22)
Titius K. (23)
Kelas : 9E
Animal’s Status
Imagine if the animals could make a status on facebook like humans.
And there are in my imagination
Poodle dogs’s status :
Waiting for my master, i will go to the saloon with my master ;)
Cockroach’s status :
Just survived from trampling of death.. :s
Chicken‘s status :
Friends, if tomorrow i don’t make a status. It means i have been in the KFC.. love you all :’(
Pig’ status :
I maligned spreading virus. Damn it.. >=)
Goat’ status :
It’s time to take axe perfume, because i tired of my bad body smells.. :D
Cow’s status :
Don’t leaving the house friends, soon it will be Eid Al-adha :(
Chicken liked Cow’s status
Goat commented on Cow’s status :
Ciyous/serious? Are you sure? Don’t make me scared :(
Pig commented on Cow’s status :
Lucky me :D, i wasn’t sacrifical animals... ;)
Cow replied Pig’s comment :
After Eid Al-adha it will be imlek. Are you forget bro..? :)
Monkey’s status :
Then, i must do a backflip while carrying aqua gallon and said “WOOOW” for all of your status??!! =))
Member of group :
Aditya Noer W. (14/9E)
Bhima Yudha N. (15/9E)
Dwi Yulianto (16/9E)
Refonda Alam H. (20/9E)
Flight MOde
Pamin was village men that wander to the city for continued his education.
One day, he will buy a mobile phone in the mall. When he chooses and saw the setting of the phone, he interested with ‘flight mode’ that showed in his mobile phone. In his opinion ‘flight mode’ was modes that can make the phone fly, like flying his bird in his village. Without he was thinking again, he decided to try flying the mobile phone. And then…. “Duar” the mobile was fell and broken.
“hey, what did you do?!” the seller asked
“I’m trying to fly this phone I’ve set the general phone mode become flight mode”. He answered with his innocent face.
All of people there spontaneously laughing saw his stupidity. Finally, the seller explained to him, if the ‘flight mode’ was a mode that we used when we in the plane. Then, pamin pay all the detriment he made.
Flight Mode
Pamin was village men that wander to the city for continued his education.
One day, he will buy a mobile phone in the mall. When he chooses and saw the setting of the phone, he interested with ‘flight mode’ that showed in his mobile phone. In his opinion ‘flight mode’ was modes that can make the phone fly, like flying his bird in his village. Without he was thinking again, he decided to try flying the mobile phone. And then…. “Duar” the mobile was fell and broken.
“hey, what did you do?!” the seller asked
“I’m trying to fly this phone I’ve set the general phone mode become flight mode”. He answered with his innocent face.
All of people there spontaneously laughing saw his stupidity. Finally, the seller explained to him, if the ‘flight mode’ was a mode that we used when we in the plane. Then, pamin pay all the detriment he made.
by :
1. Tantia Rohma (09/9G)
2. Tifanny Alviana S (10/9G)
Father and his son was chatting in the dinner room.
"Dad! May I ask you a question?" son asked.
"But son.... You just did," father answered.
"Argh. Can I ask two?" son ask again.
"YOU JUST DID."
Written by:
Anindita (14), Aulia (15), Muhammad (18)
9B
Dani liked Dinda very much! She's tall, cute, and pretty new student! But he didn’t realize the fact that Dinda was deaf… just like Dani himself actually.
Until he was brave enough to approach Dinda…
“Hi, Dinda!”
“Hi…”
“So, you’re here alone?”
“A loan? I don’t hear a loan.”
“But I see nobody except us.”
“Now Badi accepts us? Who’s Badi?”
“Our buddy.”
“But we don’t know each long enough…”
“Fall in lav?”
“Yes, that’s what I mean.”
“Umm… do you… think we do?”
“Of course!”
*Gulp* “So, tell me, what’s your favorite food?”
“Adidas.”
“Paprikas? It’s hot!”
“Yeah, I know… Especially the blue one, with polkadots in it.”
*krik
And their one direction communication occurred and occurred… With none of them understood what the other actually talked about.
But that’s right that they thought
they’re connected.
Life is beautiful, guys B)
Nurmalita Isfanza (9b/08)
Yazida Rizqa H. (9b/11)
Zuhraida Syahri R. (9b/12)
What Time is It, Honey?
“Andy!! Wake up now! What time is it, honey?” mother said.
“Oh! No! I will die!!” said Andy surprisedly.
Someday, Andy, student of Merdeka Junior High School, Jakarta woke up late. After seeing the wall clock, he directly went to bathroom and took a bath as fast as he could. Due to he did not have time, he didn’t have breakfast.
After arriving at school, he soon ran quickly to his classroom. Mr. agus, who was his Indonesian teacher, got anger to him and gave him assignment.
On break time, he gathered with his friend, Eddy. Andy told what happened to him that morning. Then, Eddy gave suggestion for Andy to take a nap in the afternoon.
After going back from school, he soon did what Eddy suggested to him. Soon, after having lunch, he went to his bed and took a nap.
Suddenly, when Andy was dreaming, his mother called him.
“Honey, wake up now!” Mother said loudly.
When Andy looked at the clock, how shocked was he. He saw the time was on 06.30. Then, he took a bath quickly and went dressing up.
Mother looked at him from the kitchen. She saw Andy went to living room and wore school uniform. She was very worried, so she came to Andy and asked to him what happened.
“Andy, why do you wear school uniform?” Mother asked
“Don’t you look at the clock? I must go to school now!” Andy answered.
“Are you sure want to school now?”
“Yes, I am!”
“What time is it, honey?”
“As what you can see! It is a quarter to seven!”
“Hmm.. have you seen the sky? Does the sun appear and smile on you?”
“What? Let me see.”
After several minutes…
“Oh, no! It is dark!” Andy said surprisedly.
“Yes, it is a quarter to seven, IN THE EVENING!!!” Said Mother loudly.
“I am sorry, mom.”
“I see. Now, dress up and have meal. Dinner for me and breakfast in the evening for you!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!” Mother said sadistically.
“Ah, Mom. Don’t make me embarrassed.” Andy said embarrassedly.
By:
Filipi Ayinnoel C.P.K. (9C/19)
Vidya Yudha B.W. (9C/23)
I GOT IT!
One day, Surono, a nosy boy, decided to buy a new helmet. Even it was rainy outside, he still drove his motorcycle. There is a traffic light not far away from him, but the street were perforated. Because of his naughtiness, one of his feet played on the puddles. When he stoped on the traffic light, he feels strange on his foot. AND……………………………………WAAAAA!!! There were a good helmet that caught in his foot.
“Wow! How lucky am I?!” said him. “I just decided to buy a new helmet, but now, I got a helmet. Free!”
By:
Alfi Soka Hananti (9D)
Almira Nadia Kusuma (9D)
Anindha Hasna S (9D)
One day there was a kid named Lifa, he went to school to use the bike. By the time he passed the way down, and suddenly the front tire of his bike was released, because of the speed the bike was speeding, he lost his bike crashed because of the balance he could not go home, he could not fix his bike. He was pushing his bicycle until the home.
Member :
Alifia Fauziah 9F/03
Muthia Tsabita 9F/09
Ikhwan Setyawan 9F/19
Zulfikar Ardeny 9F/23
One day there was a kid named Lifa, she went to school to use the bike. By the time she passed the way down, and suddenly the front tire of his bike was released, because of the speed the bike was speeding, she lost her bike crashed because of the balance she could not go home, she could not fix his bike. She was pushing his bicycle until the home.
Member :
Alifia Fauziah 9F/03
Muthia Tsabita 9F/09
Ikhwan Setyawan 9F/19
Zulfikar Ardeny 9F/23
Just Because Of Headset
There were two sister, the older one named Lola and the younger other named Loli.
One day Lola wanted to picked up Loli in the school. She went to school by motorcycle and use headset with full volume. During the trip she sang a song. So the other people on the way looked at her, and discuss about her, but she not aware.
When she arrived at Loli’s school, Loli have waited. And she called Loli to ride motorcycle. She ask to Loli “Do you have ride to motorcycle Loli?”And Lola started to rode.
On the way, she still listened music with full volume. “Loli, do you have lunch?”Lola asked to Loli, but Loli not answered. Maybe she didn’t hear me,in Lola opinion.
At traffic light, she knew that many people looked at her, but she think that she is beautiful. So, there are many people discuss about her. She ask to Loli “Do you agree with me, if I beautiful?” but, she didn’t here anything. So she repeat her question again with loudly song “ DO YOU AGREE IF I BEAUTIFUL?”
She continued the trip. After arrived at home, she asked Loli to down from motorcycle. But nothing response. She repeat with loudly sound “ LOLI PLEASE GO DOWN AND OPEN THE DOOR!” she seen like crazy man. So the neighbor asked to her. “Are you okay?” but Lola was confused. “What happen?” ask Lola. “Why do you speak alone here?” so she remove her headset, and look at behind her. “There is Lola?????????”
“Oh my Gosh! Where is Loli?”
“I think you are psycho, girl?” the neighbor said.
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Nur Chasanah (09)
Erinna Salsabila (10)
Yogiswari Chandra P. (13)
scolded at mosque
One day, I went to mosque, I’m here for prayed jum’at. When khotbah I played handphone then I looking for games to surprised my friends, because of the sound and picture. I’m open the game and I’m plug the headset and increase the volume until full. Then I gave my phone to my friends that the average age is below me to played the game, the other friends also join to look the game. Suddenly all of my friends surprised and shouted because of the game. And my other friends also surprised because the shouted. Behind the wall, a man stand up and he was angry with us because of the noise, and most widely scolded me because I'm the most mature among them. I only laughed for that. I can not forget and always think of it until now my friend too often blame about it.
Kelompok :
Dwi Yulianto : 16
Faishal Ali R : 17
Rizal Atras AH : 21
Tofan Arif P : 23
Kelas 9D
Halloween Costume
When the become of Halloween , everybody is busy preparing a party tonight. But, unlike Greg’s Family. Father, Mother, and His brother didn’t prepare anything for the Halloween party this year, they were provides candy for give to childrens who visited their homes with scary costumes. Greg’s family, only Greg which busy for preparing the costume to wear Halloween party tonight. Greg hasn’t new costume, so he took the costumes worn last year. It turns out the costume was narrow.Then, Greg have an idea that comes to his head that is wrapping the entire body from head to foot with a long white sheet so similar to a mummy. When greg looks at the mirror. You know what? What happened with him? Greg faint after seeing his shadow in mirror like mummy.
Members:
Amelia Istighfarah (3)
Naufal Rohadatul Aisy (7)
Selviana Ayu Wulandari (11)
Yolla Havidha Aldara Sukma (14)
SING ?!
Once upon a time, there live a grandma with her grandson that a little naughty.
One day, there is a guest that came to their house. When the grandma was talking with the guest, the grandson came and talk loudly, “ grandma i want to pee.” Because she knew that was her grandson is not polite, she pulled her grandson to the room and give him an advice.
“ If there is a guest, and you want to pee dont say like that with loud. But just say i want to sing. Ok?” then the grandson noded.
On the midnight, when they are sleep. The grandson woke up because he want to pee. Because he remember his grandma advice, finally he said “ Grandma, i want to sing.” With feel sleepy the grandma said ”Oh sure, you can sing in my ear.”
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By:
Dhea Rifdania 9c/05
Dhiafinna Elisa 9c/06
Get Embarrassed
It was Saturday, my friends and I were talking about film. My friends and I planned to watch the last Twilight Saga Movie titled Breaking Dawn Part 2. I was so interested to watch that movie. My friends planned to watch the movie tomorrow after we were talking about that movie. I ignored it because I can’t. I had family gathering tomorrow.
The next day after my friends watched the film, it was Monday. My friends judged me because I haven’t seen the movie. I asked my friends about the film but my friends didn’t want to tell me about the film. I got bad mood with my friends and I got curious with the film.
At home, I asked my family to watch the film together. They ignored me. But I forced them to watch that film. Finally, they wanted to watch it. My father back from his work. My mother told him about our planning. My father has agreed but he asked us to watch the film at night when the theater has quiet.
We prepared ourselves then we went to the theater. My father opinion was correct. The theater has quiet. The film started at 9.30 pm. The movie ended at 11.00 pm. I felt so sleepy when the movie ended. Then my father asked us to out from the studio. Because my eyes was so sleepy I wasn’t concentrate with what I walked. I get lost with my family. I don’t conscious if there are stairs. I get felt from the stairs. My sister looked back and laughed me because I have felt from the stairs. My mother looked back then scream, “Deaaaaaaa…. What’s wrong with you?” My father also looked back at me and same with my sister she laughed me. My sister came closer at me. She pulled me in order to got me to stood again. All the security looked at me. Then the security said, when I felt the sound was “Bruuuuuuuuk!!!!” After that moment I get embarrassed to go to the theater again.
Almira F. P. Prasetyo / 03
Sahida Haurani T. / 12
Syifa Fauziah A. A. / 13
Dea Dickyta W. A. W. / 24
Animal’s Status
Imagine if the animals could make a status on facebook like humans.
And there are in my imagination
Poodle dogs’s status :
Waiting for my master, i will go to the saloon with my master ;)
Cockroach’s status :
Just survived from trampling of death.. :s
Chicken‘s status :
Friends, if tomorrow i don’t make a status. It means i have been in the KFC.. love you all :’(
Pig’ status :
I maligned spreading virus. Damn it.. >=)
Goat’ status :
It’s time to take axe perfume, because i tired of my bad body smells.. :D
Cow’s status :
Don’t leaving the house friends, soon it will be Eid Al-adha :(
Chicken liked Cow’s status
Goat commented on Cow’s status :
Ciyous/serious? Are you sure? Don’t make me scared :(
Pig commented on Cow’s status :
Lucky me :D, i wasn’t sacrifical animals... ;)
Cow replied Pig’s comment :
After Eid Al-adha it will be imlek. Are you forget bro..? :)
Monkey’s status :
Then, i must do a backflip while carrying aqua gallon and said “WOOOW” for all of your status??!! =))
Member of group :
1. Aditya Noer W. (14/9E)
2. Bhima Yudha N. (15/9E)
3. Dwi Listiyanto (16/9E)
4. Refonda Alam H. (20/9E)
Tukiyem visited Tono who was sick in a hospital. Tono seemed made ??a motion as if there was something he wanted to say to Tukiyem. Tukiyem slowly asked, "Is there something you want to say?"
Tono nodded confirmed. Tukiyem immediately gave a piece of paper and a pen, then said, "I knew you could not speak. But write here what you want to say. I'll give it to your wife. I promise I will not read it."
With the remnants of his power, Tono wrote his last message and give it to Tukiyem. Not long after it, Tono died.
At the funeral, Tukiyem approached Tono's wife. Then gave her a last message from her husband. "Before your husband died, he wrote the last message for you."
With tears in his eyes, his wife read the message:
Do not step on the oxygen hose!
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Kelas : 9E
Mysterious Man
One night a mysterious man entered a jewelry store and brought a gun. Ron, a young boy, followed him silently because he distrusted him as a good man. Apparently, in the jewelry store, the man took out his gun to the clerk and he stole many kilos of gold. Incidentally, the store was quite, so his action works smoothly. But, when he got out from the store, Ron blocked him. Without any voice, the man shot right on Ron’s chest. Ron closed his eyes. The world became darker. Either he's alive or not. The store still quite, no one helped him.
One minute later, Ron’s mother met him and shouted "Hey, wake up…come on, wake up". Ron opened his eyes slowly. "Where am I, at hospital or in heaven?" he asked with half of conscious. "Wusssh ... wake up; don’t say like that, now at 06.45 a.m., you will late go to school!"
Member (9B):
1. Anditya Rezky Hanifan (13)
2. Satria Kries Budiarto (19)
3. Vici Primadana Supriyadi (21)
4. Wilianto Kurniawan (22)
The "Pocong" Fell Down
One day, I went to the exhibit. There I entered the haunted house rides. I was walking along the rides alone. On the way, I saw a closed room. Suddenly, from the room appeared a "pocong". Because I shocked without realizing it I kick the "Pocong" leg. The “Pocong” fell down. Without realizing it, the “pocong” was nose bleed. The “pocong” asked me to return him to the same place because he couldn’t stand up. After I helped him, then I moved on. While outside the rides, I heard a group of women were talking about how scary the ghost house. She suddenly asked me, "Have you saw the walking “Pocong”?" I spontaneously replied, "I only saw a “Pocong” fell down."
Members (9C) :
1. Aulia Chandra Irwanti (04)
2. Nabilla Nur Aziz (11)
3. Zulfa Karimah (14)
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